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lets put this to a vote...

downtown fort worth the flying saucer if you are on the patio outside there is a man that manages the parking lot down below pls vote do you think one of these two things explains his limp and overall burly demeanor:

1. he has a fake leg

2. he has uneven leg length and therefore has to wear a lifted shoe

personally i think its 1, he probably use to set bear traps for a living and one day his leg got caught. he probably lived in alaska or some-such location and moved down here because its easier to move around on asphalt and grass with a fake leg rather than the snow...think about it, it all makes perfect sense...