tommys

so tommy's is a hamburger "joint" down where i live, apparently they serve up greasy burgers, amazing tater tots, free drinks to students and love life advice.

dont get me wrong I certianly appreciate the fact that an almost 50yo waitress would take the time to counsel me and my girlfriends on how to get a guy and keep a guy. i mean she did after all recognize that she needed to dump the guy that forcibly made her flash her boobs at mardi gras and realized that the guy shes with now has changed and wont cheat on her like he did his ex-wife. 

but as my friend told me oracles come in the strangest places...this is strange enough for me to believe that statment..so this afternoon's tasty advice

-some girls like bad boys, you cant change that...

so lady K 

here is your bad bad boy, spank him pls