anyways so i was walking in my parents house, it was late and i was wearing heels (problem numero uno), had a had a beer or two (sure who doesnt), were my arms full (of course im practically a pack mule). well for the average person this may mean nothing but for a girl like me this is a recipe for disaster!
i slipped, fell, and without my arms to catch myself landed right on the right corner of my glasses. they of course broke (under the weight of my lithe frame :)) and the serrated heavy plastic commenced to slice into my face. when i realized what had happened i was stunned i was dripping bright red blood. i rush over to the mirror and see this! (graphic!)
I am thinking certainly this cant be real! and I split my new glasses to fuuuuuck!
So i decide to just try and control the bleeding and see what we can do about it in the morning. i go to bed get up and it still looks the same!!!
oh shit but im such a wimp i dont want stiches!! as my mom will tell you when i was 6 the doctor tried to give me stitches on my forehead after i feel on the playground and split my head open. i didnt want them so i wailed for 15 mins straight and instead i got a nice huge bandage and scar to deal with for the rest of my life!
thankfully i have very good friends :) and one suggested i go to the doctor before the window of opportunity of stitches closed and i was left with another huge scar and certianly would be unmarriagable at that point. i took her amazing advice and thankfully got the stitches (almost cried like a baby dont think that old guy put in enough anesthesia) and lessened the likelihood of an awful scar, not to mention i think it would have taken months to heal the other way!
so now i look like this:
Well really i look like this:
So noone at work has noticed :) Woohoo ill try not to die skiing, pray for me
You poor thing! I hope this is healing! miss you tons!
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