im baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

so i know its been forever, so i thought it would be most appropriate to explain my answer to my abscence by blogging from work :). now you understand why i havent blogged in forever!

i recently moved to san antonio, i know i know back home but its for a JOB. Thats right folks you heard me right ive been able to scrounge up one of the most rare things on earth, employment! and not as a hooker! although judging by the size of my thighs recently i think garnering employment of that persuasion would be jsut as difficult.

so i am not going to lie to you and say things have been easy or even delightful btu im trying to look on the brightside of things, heres a quick demonstration.

1.the job is not quite what i wanted but BRIGHTSIDE its pays money
2. i am not exaclty qualified to do it BRIGHTSIDE ill be learning alot
3. i am living with my parents BRIGHTSIDE i can save some dough and get a new car
4. I left my friends behing BRIGHTSIDE i got closer to the crazy cantu clan
5. HE didnt even come to say goodbye to me BRIGHTSIDE fuck him

See how well adjusted and amazing i am???

Well when i got here i was really worried that i would basically fall into my old patterns of life: long distance relationship, poopy job, partying.

Turns out I am committed to not getting into al ong distance relationship (although i am kinda talking to someone in Dallas) , the job is OK not complete fecal matter, and im too old to party.

I miss my friends and i miss independence but it turns out mary and juan are pretty liberal with their 27yo single mother of a cat :) So i only plan on living there for a few months but it could be delayed with all these trips that i am going on...

I am getting to go to Boston, por un boda, to Baltimore to see my fabulous bff, to AZ for christmas with the familia, and to SKI in CO for the spring i mean how amazing is that--there is the matter of the ankle which will hopefully be worked out soon.

Since I havent blogged in sooo long I guess many of you dont know about "the fall heard around the world." Lets just leave it at i rolled my ankle and thus have made myself unmarriagable and inhibited any further exercising leaving my ass to grow to astronomical proportions. I mean i guess morbid obesity is just pure fate for me....lets leave it at that

Ok so these posts are going to become more regular, this is a promise..and not one of those politican promises a real promise like the kinda you make to your kids about santa being real....

I will leave you with some fun stuff about relationships and about amazing aggies are WHOOP!
http://tom-wfbc.itmblog.com/2009/09/23/would-you-like-fries-with-that/
This is pure genius...I mean it means and explains so much and who doesnt love tasty mcdonals fries????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDNJxodKrZY&NR=1
No words needed on this one kids

Truth be told I am doing just fine, there is room for improvement but when isnt there? I just want to keep moving and making sure that I dont stagnate cuz thats for loooosers.

I hope this finds all of you well and not having abandoned my fab misadventures bc there are sure to be many many more